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			<title>Burned Dog</title>
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			<dc:creator>Spring</dc:creator>
			<description>I came across the video below & then went to the website & red the article.  It sounds like the salons shampoo mixing machine is on the frits & the product & machine should have been inspected.  I feel so bad for the poor dog & the owner & the salon should have owned up  the responsibility.  I find it very doubtful it is due to something that happened before the dog arrived since I'm sure the employee would have noticed before bathing her.



I have pasted the short article below, but if you  ...</description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 17:56:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Shocked</title>
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			<dc:creator>Packov Dogues</dc:creator>
			<description>I was shocked when I came across this video on YouTube.  

I hope people have enough good sense to NOT make this gentle breed mean and raise them to fight.  

They are laughing, but I don't think it is funny      

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			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:19:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Mourning the ones who have passed</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>My beautiful Cinder - Dec, 02/97 to Feb, 09/07 at 8:52pm

















Cinder use to get into the garbage all the time, here she has the lid on her head.  





Cinder in the middle.  

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			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:26:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>video - women refuses to be towed</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>Women refuses to be towed     



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			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:44:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Lots of New Pics</title>
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			<dc:creator>Cheadeaux</dc:creator>
			<description>Just thought I would share some new pictures of some of my pack...













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			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 17:17:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>cops shoot &amp;amp; taser 5 lb chi</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>Family's pet chihuahua tasered, shot three times by police

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25615241-952,00.html





A YOUNG boy is still &quot;barking&quot; for his dog to come home after police tasered, then shot dead, the family pet chihuahua on their front porch.



 US police in Cincinnati killed Jack, the Bullock family's Chihuahua-mix pet, after an officer was bitten on the hand, WCPO reports.



The small dog had been tasered, then shot at twice by police.





A  ...</description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:53:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Tysons Puppies</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>Tyson, A little birdie told me you had pups.</description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 20:28:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Bulldog  + Kitty pool</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Check out this little English Bulldog in his kiddie pool.  
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<a href="http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=ftpjwqww6u" target="_blank">http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=ftpjwqww6u</a>]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:55:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dogue de Bordeaux Puppies - New Litter</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>We have a new litter expected around May, 10/09

We are forming a waiting list for these pups now.  





The mother is a FCI registered Euro Import.  Both sire &amp; dam have many champions in there pedigree.

We are forming a waiting list for this litter currently.



Puppies will be:

-UKC Registered

-3 generation pedigree

-registered tattoo

-DNA on file

-vet checked

-shots

-de-wormed



For more info about this breeding please email or visit our website.

keystonek9@gmail.com

www.keystonek9.tk </description>
			<category>Kennel Listings</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:04:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dogs die in propane explosion</title>
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			<dc:creator>GetTuned</dc:creator>
			<description>Did any one else hear about Martha Stewarts chow that died in a propane explosion?

I was just come across it on the net.  

Here's the link

http://home.cogeco.ca/~kkoekstat/index_files/Page704.htm

                             



Martha Stewart, whose Chow was killed in a propane explosion at a Pennsylvania kennel (above) on Friday, has posted more about the tragic accident on her blog. She writes:



 &quot;I just spoke to Karen Tracy of Pazzazz Chows and she gave me the following  ...</description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:41:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Doggie Lap Top</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>Doggie Lap Top

http://explore.toshiba.com/petbook





Slobber Resistant Design

    A suite of SlobberGuard technologies protects your investment against overabundant salivation, unfortunate accidents and spills. </description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:45:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Stealth Cat</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>This kitty is too cute!!!



See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:49:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dog Cake</title>
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			<dc:creator>GetTuned</dc:creator>
			<description>It's a fast forward video of them making a cake that looks like a dog.  

Amazingly it looks just like the dog when they're done.  



 Sculpture Dog Cake Incredible - The top video clips of the week are here </description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:32:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>CBC Marketplace Program on Petstore Puppies</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[CBC Marketplace Program on Petstore Puppies
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<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/marketplace/2009/how_not_to_buy_a_puppy/main.html" target="_blank">http://www.cbc.ca/marketplace/2009/how_not_to_buy_a_puppy/main.html</a>
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It gives a peek into the truth about petstores and the animals they sell.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 23:32:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dog age converter</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[How old is your dog really?  
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My old girl Cinder was 80 yrs, that's a good old age.  I wish we could have had her longer.  
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			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:09:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>This is so cute!  Roomba Cat</title>
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			<dc:creator>Spring</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=ujj0k8z0hq" target="_blank">http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=ujj0k8z0hq</a>]]></description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:54:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Adam &amp;amp; Eve :)</title>
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			<dc:creator>Top Dogue</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://content.greatcomics.com/color00732.gif" border="0" alt="" />
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 <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/0656.gif" alt="big laugh" longdesc="88" />]]></description>
			<category>Funny Post of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 02:11:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>funny viral cam dance</title>
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			<dc:creator>Top Dogue</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This cam dancer takes the cake.  <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/0656.gif" alt="big laugh" longdesc="88" />  <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/0656.gif" alt="big laugh" longdesc="88" /> 
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<a href="http://freecamdance.com/" target="_blank">http://freecamdance.com/</a>]]></description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:54:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Breeders advertising faulse pedigrees</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>I was just surfing the net and came across a Dogue de Bordeaux breeder I hadn't seen before (Flenoury Kennel) and was taking a look when I noticed that their pedigrees they have posted aren't correct.  I realized this because they have dogues listed that are in my pedigrees I knew at first glance they were wrong.  

Check it out here's the site

http://www.freewebs.com/doguesrus/females.htm



On the dams side the 2 dogs listed as Agramer Bordog Saxa's sire and dam are wrong.  It would be  ...</description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:07:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dogs eye sight</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Interesting quiz about how dogs see.  Their eye sight is different than ours.  
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<a href="http://www.purina.ca/science/puppys_eyeview.aspx" target="_blank">http://www.purina.ca/science/puppys_eyeview.aspx</a>]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:04:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/dogs-eye-sight-t463.htm#1559</comments>
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			<title>gift</title>
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			<dc:creator>moon</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This week there is the birthday of Cara, the dog of my friend.
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I have a cocker and she has a dalmata.
<br />
I think a beautiful gift it is that, a  <a href="http://www.paintyourlife.com/galleries/dog-portraits.asp" class="postlink" target="_blank">dog portraits</a>  so she could
<br />
have the painting of her loved one.
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Do you think it is a nice gift? <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/642785.gif" alt="Hot" longdesc="57" />]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:16:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Freebies for Petowners</title>
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			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Here's one from Eukanuba.  
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You get a sample bag sent to you and a printable coupon right now for a free full bag.  
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<a href="http://kit.eukanuba.com/html/eukanuba/imedia/main.php?useLanguage=uk" target="_blank">http://kit.eukanuba.com/html/eukanuba/imedia/main.php?useLanguage=uk</a>
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 <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/47210.gif" alt="cool" longdesc="78" />]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:05:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/freebies-for-petowners-t468.htm#1575</comments>
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			<title>Why Microchips Don't Always Work</title>
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			<dc:creator>GetTuned</dc:creator>
			<description>Why Microchips Don't Always Work

http://www.doggienews.com/2007/12/why-microchips-dont-always-work.htm



Thursday, December 20, 2007



pet microchipIt appears one reason why microchips don't always work is because shelters don't always scan!



An article in The Flint Journal says that the Genesee County Animal Control failed to scan a golden retriever, which could have ended up in the incinerator if a good samaritan hadn't intervened...



    Gerhardt said his initial remarks were  ...</description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:57:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/why-microchips-don-t-always-work-t459.htm#1536</comments>
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			<title>Stollen Puppy</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/stollen-puppy-t442.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>Be Aware everyone with puppies.  

Another dog stolen in the Windsor area



This is the third case in less than a month.



Quote:Pricey pup stolen

Gary Rennie, Windsor Star

Published: Sunday, June 08, 2008



BELLE RIVER - An expensive purebred Rhodesian ridgeback puppy worth $2,000 was brazenly stolen from the backyard of a Belle River home about noon Saturday.



Owners Chantelle and Jasen Menard fear the five-week-old female puppy is destined for an illegal puppy mill.

"My  ...</description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:22:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/stollen-puppy-t442.htm#1498</comments>
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			<title>funniest puppy cry I have ever heard ... lol</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/funniest-puppy-cry-i-have-ever-heard-lol-t439.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Spring</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jcQ-htOZkq0&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jcQ-htOZkq0&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 04:07:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/funniest-puppy-cry-i-have-ever-heard-lol-t439.htm#1480</comments>
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			<title>Horse Play</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/funny-post-of-the-day-f31/horse-play-t431.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Top Dogue</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Horse at play - I think this horse was bored.  
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wrqBoxPi70Q&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wrqBoxPi70Q&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>]]></description>
			<category>Funny Post of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:08:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/funny-post-of-the-day-f31/horse-play-t431.htm#1426</comments>
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			<title>Updating FCI Registrations?</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/updating-fci-registrations-t410.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I asked this before in the Breeders Private Chat.  
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If you have FCI Registered dogues, how do you update the address info on the papers if you move?
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I can't find any registry contact info, (website or anything). I did a google search and found the website, but nothing is in English.]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:52:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/updating-fci-registrations-t410.htm#1300</comments>
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			<title>Company Picnic</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/company-picnic-t423.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Estowrench</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This is too funny!  I found it stumbling.  
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Company Picnic 
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For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, they could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.
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<br />
 I'm sure this guy was fired for ordering the cups.
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<a href="http://www.canucklehead.ca/look/company_picnic.html" target="_blank">http://www.canucklehead.ca/look/company_picnic.html</a>]]></description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:01:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/company-picnic-t423.htm#1367</comments>
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			<title>The dog, the cat &amp;amp; the rat</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/the-dog-the-cat-the-rat-t429.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>



This one explains it.  

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			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:23:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/the-dog-the-cat-the-rat-t429.htm#1393</comments>
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			<title>Cat massage ** too funny!</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/cat-massage-too-funny-t428.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>I found this on youtube and it was so funny I had to post it.    

 </description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:23:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/cat-massage-too-funny-t428.htm#1388</comments>
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			<title>Dog dies in the name of art</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/dog-dies-in-the-name-of-art-t426.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description>Has anyone seen this.  

http://guillermohabacucvargas.blogspot.com/

An artist ties up a stray in the gallery and lets it starve to death with a bowl of food just across the room, all in the name of art.  

I find it just disgusting               </description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:02:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/dog-dies-in-the-name-of-art-t426.htm#1375</comments>
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			<title>Dog Logic</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/dog-logic-t425.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Estowrench</dc:creator>
			<description>Dog Logic

http://www.rescueadopt.net/petadopt/dog_logic.htm

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous



There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams



A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings



The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney



Dogs love their friends &amp; bite their enemies, quite unlike  ...</description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:17:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/dog-logic-t425.htm#1369</comments>
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			<title>KeyStoneK9 &amp;amp; Cheadeaux</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/keystonek9-cheadeaux-t333.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Packov Dogues</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[KeyStoneK9 &amp; Cheadeaux
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Are either of you going to have litters this spring <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_question.gif" alt="Question" longdesc="17" /> 
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 <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/168648.gif" alt="bug" longdesc="126" />]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:42:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/keystonek9-cheadeaux-t333.htm#1052</comments>
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			<title>Funny dog signs</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/funny-dog-signs-t424.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Estowrench</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">Funny dog signs</span>
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<img src="http://i46.servimg.com/u/f46/11/76/89/80/sign10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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<img src="http://i46.servimg.com/u/f46/11/76/89/80/nice_d10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:06:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/funny-dog-signs-t424.htm#1368</comments>
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			<title>Mosley the Bloodhound - Betrayed by Police in Potosi, MO?</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/mosley-the-bloodhound-betrayed-by-police-in-potosi-mo-t421.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong>Mosley the Bloodhound - Betrayed by Police in Potosi, MO?</strong>
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Check out this story.  
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Abuse &amp; neglect committed by a Sheriffs Department -- Disgraceful!  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif" alt="Evil or Very Mad" longdesc="12" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif" alt="Evil or Very Mad" longdesc="12" /> 
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<a href="http://bullmarketfrogs.com/blog/?p=416" target="_blank">http://bullmarketfrogs.com/blog/?p=416</a>]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:06:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/mosley-the-bloodhound-betrayed-by-police-in-potosi-mo-t421.htm#1362</comments>
			<guid>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/mosley-the-bloodhound-betrayed-by-police-in-potosi-mo-t421.htm</guid>
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			<title>Happy Easter</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/happy-easter-t416.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Top Dogue</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Happy Easter everyone.  
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I hope everyone had a good, relaxing holiday.  
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 <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/382681.gif" alt="blue bunny" longdesc="113" />  <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/569675.gif" alt="pink bunny" longdesc="112" />]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:52:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/happy-easter-t416.htm#1326</comments>
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			<title>Tyson</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/tyson-t414.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Tyson, 
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How are things with your girl?  Any news?]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:33:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/tyson-t414.htm#1314</comments>
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			<title>Feb, 02/08 ~ Piss on a pole</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/funny-post-of-the-day-f31/feb-02-08-piss-on-a-pole-t348.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Top Dogue</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i34.servimg.com/u/f34/11/74/56/44/double10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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<img src="http://i34.servimg.com/u/f34/11/74/56/44/image710.gif" border="0" alt="" />  <span style="font-size: 17px; line-height: normal">Double Dog Piss Pole</span>]]></description>
			<category>Funny Post of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 05:46:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/funny-post-of-the-day-f31/feb-02-08-piss-on-a-pole-t348.htm#1102</comments>
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			<title>Clever dog</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/clever-dog-t415.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LMWIN</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, &quot;We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.&quot; 
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Her husband replies, &quot;Well, lots of dogs can do that.&quot; The wife responded, &quot;But we've never subscribed to any!&quot;   <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="9" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/clever-dog-t415.htm#1315</comments>
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			<title>Dogue in Need</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/dogue-in-need-t412.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>KeyStoneK9</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This dogue is just come into rescue and needs a home.  
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Details will be coming soon.  
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<img src="http://i43.servimg.com/u/f43/11/63/29/08/fvrier10.gif" border="0" alt="" />
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<img src="http://i43.servimg.com/u/f43/11/63/29/08/fvrier11.gif" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:52:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/dogue-in-need-t412.htm#1303</comments>
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			<title>Micro Chips linked to Cancer</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/micro-chips-linked-to-cancer-t406.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LMWIN</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong>Micro Chips linked to Cancer</strong>
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Has anyone else heard of this?  
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<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/08/AR2007090800997_pf.html" target="_blank">www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/08/AR2007090800997_pf.html</a>]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:33:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/micro-chips-linked-to-cancer-t406.htm#1269</comments>
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			<title>Tight skirt</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/tight-skirt-t402.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>CDX</dc:creator>
			<description>In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing

a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.



Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:47:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/tight-skirt-t402.htm#1264</comments>
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			<title>Cats and Dogs - like us??</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/cats-and-dogs-like-us-t280.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>CDX</dc:creator>
			<description>CAT ANALYSIS



   1. Cats do what they want.

   2. They rarely listen to you.

   3. They're totally unpredictable.

   4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

   5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

   6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

   7. They're moody.

   8. They leave hair everywhere.



CONCLUSION



They're tiny women

in little fur coats





DOG ANALYSIS



   1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:33:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/cats-and-dogs-like-us-t280.htm#919</comments>
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			<title>Home Security System</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/home-security-system-t368.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>James Hall Sr</dc:creator>
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 



1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 



2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of &quot;Guns &amp; Ammo&quot; magazine and several NRA magazines. 



3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 



4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey' Big Jim, Duke,  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:59:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/jokes-funny-stuff-f9/home-security-system-t368.htm#1154</comments>
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			<title>We have music</title>
			<link>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/we-have-music-t408.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Estowrench</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 17px; line-height: normal">We have music now </span> <img src="http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com//users/1411/18/95/06/smiles/434922.gif" alt="!!!" longdesc="149" /> 
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Anyone else love it?  
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I think it was a great idea.  I've never seen this music player before, but I guess there's a million to choose from.  
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<br />
Now on with the music. 
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 <img src="http://i23.tinypic.com/25hlv04.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:27:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ancient-dogues-ddb.forumotion.com/general-dog-talk-f1/we-have-music-t408.htm#1281</comments>
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			<title>Billing</title>
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			<dc:creator>CDX</dc:creator>
			<description>A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.



Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.



After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”



“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”



The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.



The next day,  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:22:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Feb, 26.08 ~ Oh No!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Top Dogue</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/11/74/56/44/70_pre10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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			<category>Funny Post of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:08:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Pizza Delivery Boy</title>
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			<dc:creator>CDX</dc:creator>
			<description>A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: “What is the usual tip?”



“Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.” “Is that so?” snorted Larry. “Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s five dollars.”



“Thanks,” replied the youth, “I’ll put this in my school fund.”



“What are you studying  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Funny Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:47:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Feb, 19/08 ~ cat defends food</title>
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			<dc:creator>Top Dogue</dc:creator>
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<span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: normal">Raccoon steels cats food, cat lets him know who's boss though.</span>]]></description>
			<category>Funny Post of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:12:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Westminster Dog Show</title>
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			<dc:creator>CDX</dc:creator>
			<description>Is everyone going to be watching the Westminster dog show?  

www.westminsterkennelclub.org



I know I will be     can't wait.    </description>
			<category>:::General Dog Talk:::</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:16:07 GMT</pubDate>
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