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video - women refuses to be towed

KeyStoneK9 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:44:36 GMT

Women refuses to be towed

Stealth Cat

KeyStoneK9 — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:49:53 GMT

This kitty is too cute!!! See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This is so cute! Roomba Cat

Spring — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:54:39 GMT

http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=ujj0k8z0hq

funny viral cam dance

Top Dogue — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:54:49 GMT

This cam dancer takes the cake.

http://freecamdance.com/

Company Picnic

Estowrench — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:01:23 GMT

This is too funny! I found it stumbling.
Company Picnic
For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, they could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I'm sure this guy was fired for ordering the cups.
http://www.canucklehead.ca/look/company_picnic.html

Funny dog signs

Estowrench — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:06:40 GMT

Funny dog signs

Clever dog

LMWIN — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:28:00 GMT

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."
Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

Tight skirt

CDX — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:47:06 GMT

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only ...

Cats and Dogs - like us??

CDX — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:33:33 GMT

CAT ANALYSIS 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. CONCLUSION They're tiny women in little fur coats DOG ANALYSIS 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of ...

Home Security System

James Hall Sr — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:59:31 GMT

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey' Big Jim, Duke, ...

Billing

CDX — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:22:19 GMT

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, �What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you�re out of the office?� �I give it to them,� replied the lawyer, �and then I send them a bill.� The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, ...

Pizza Delivery Boy

CDX — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:47:53 GMT

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: �What is the usual tip?� �Well,� replied the youth, �this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I�ll be doing great.� �Is that so?� snorted Larry. �Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here�s five dollars.� �Thanks,� replied the youth, �I�ll put this in my school fund.� �What are you studying ...

Weeee, doggie down the slope

Spring — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:35:58 GMT

Well, trying to anyway. lol Oh, my this is funny!!!! Itchy? Or just having fun? lol When Animal Want To Play Slider! - More bloopers are a click away

Very Funny Pet Joke!

GetTuned — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 17:24:44 GMT

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! > > > Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: > Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was > "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his > room. > > > > "He's just lying there ...

Sleeping Couple

Packov Dogues — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:54:31 GMT

Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, ...

Underwear is Important

CDX — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:46:30 GMT

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle� From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although ...

french joke

CDX — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:59:27 GMT

Faustmaster300:My friend got kicked out of french once.
Faustmaster300:He goes,'Madam! I have a joke for you!'
Faustmaster300:'What is it Zach?'
Faustmaster300:'Why wasn't Jesus born in Paris?'
Faustmaster300:'THEY COULDN'T FIND THREE WISE MEN!'
Faustamster300: and after about 10 min of sitting the hallway, he pops his head back in the door and goes, 'Oh, and they couldn't find a virgin either.'

Dog Humor

Packov Dogues — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:48:24 GMT

A Dog Named Sex Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Roy." I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years ...

Doggie Condoms??

Top Dogue — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:37:26 GMT

Doggie Condoms?? Check it out, they are not real, it's just a joke, but still kind of funny. www.dogcondoms.com

Old Rooster

Scartx — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:28:34 GMT

Old Rooster A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Okay old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over." The ...

Greeting Cards from heaven

Scartx — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:31:51 GMT

Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card. Fitch, known for his sense of humor, died in October at age 88 but gave his friends and family a start recently: Christmas cards, 34 of them, began arriving _ written in his hand with a return address of "Heaven." The greeting read: "I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards. At first he said no; but at my insistence he finally said, 'Oh well, what the heaven, go ahead but don't (tarry) there. ' Wish I could ...

Going somewhere?

Spring — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:29:11 GMT

this made me laugh http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8550448972394738227&hl=en-CA

5 Sure-Fire ways to Improve Santa and Christmas!

Estowrench — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:31:33 GMT

5 Sure-Fire ways to Improve Santa and Christmas! Merry Christmas

Christmas Guard Duty

Packov Dogues — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:41:24 GMT

Christmas Guard Duty Original poster: lovemypets Tonight's my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleepin' all cozy upstairs, While I'm guardin' the stockin's and tree. What's THAT now . . . footsteps on the rooftop? Could it be a cat or a mouse? Who's THIS down the chimney? A thief with a beard And a big sack for robbin' the house? I'm barkin'. . . I'm growlin' . . . I'm bitin' his butt. He howls and jumps back in his ...

This is why they call it a cat scan

GetTuned — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:27:14 GMT

This is why they call it a cat scan lol

I love this .... Seasons Greetings ..... Seasons Eatings

Spring — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 17:28:18 GMT

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Crime Time: The Gift

KeyStoneK9 — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:26:29 GMT

Merry Christmas

Santa.....Dog Tired

Top Dogue — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:46:00 GMT

Cameleons playing poker

KeyStoneK9 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:42:36 GMT

This one is for Spring

Stop Yelling

Scartx — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:32:38 GMT

Anyone with kids will appreciate this one
www.womensfunnyvideos.com/funny-pictures/stop-yelling.jpg

I was good..... Really!

KeyStoneK9 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:58:53 GMT

Christmas has exploded in the forum. LOL I saw this on the portal and died laughing. Really, I can...... Who am I kidding..... I was bad.

Jeff Dunham & Walter

Spring — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:08:49 GMT

This guy is sooo funny ... delete if you must. Jeff Dunham & Walter FULL!Add to My Profile | More Videos

Elf Yourself

GetTuned — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:50:45 GMT

Elf Yourself
You can edit it and put your own pets in and email it to family and friends.
I thought it was cute.
www.elfyourself.com/?id=1216692820

You wanted a dog ... you walk him!!!

Spring — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:45:31 GMT

Achmed - funny clip

Spring — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:46:05 GMT

Unfortunate Logos

Scartx — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 17:00:55 GMT

Some logos of companies from around the world. Big deal, you�d say. I think these ones are �special�. Either the designer was really pissed off and wanted to screw over the customer, or the sales rep is a very very good storyteller and convinced the client they would really work. I�m still undecided but I don�t think that any sane person would ever agree upon having his/her business being represented by an unfortunate logo as the ones below. What do you think?

Living Statues

Packov Dogues — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:23:04 GMT

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ...

Poor Guy!

Estowrench — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:20:53 GMT

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman ...

The man, the hair & the blond

Scartx — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:14:44 GMT

A man is driving & sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to miss it, but the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man & an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving past sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ...

New and improved Mattress

Top Dogue — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:11:46 GMT

Dear John

Scartx — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:48:20 GMT

A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots ...

More Rednecks ... so wrong in multiple ways ... lol

Spring — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:05:33 GMT

Wow, I don't know how they are doing it and those are some gigantic fish .... Son .... http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=p4483nm54v

Bad Humor

Estowrench — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:45:02 GMT

Redneck - from the hick to the sticks

Spring — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:30:50 GMT

From: Hick, To: the Sticks Dear Ma and Pa Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood ...

The big horse race

Estowrench — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:22:56 GMT

Two racehorses and a dog are in the stable on the night before the big race. The old horse says, "Kid, I have a favor to ask. Tomorrow's the last race of my career. If I win, they'll have a big parade in my honor and put me in a nice pasture for the rest of my life. If I lose, they'll send me to the glue factory. Now, I'm still a pretty good racer, but I think we both know that if you try tomorrow, you can beat me. So I'm asking you, just this once � will you let me win?" The ...

funny racoon

Spring — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:44:28 GMT

I think they need a lock on their doggy door

Hidden Video

KeyStoneK9 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:23:39 GMT

This is the funniest hidden video ever Free Photo, photo booth. http://www.idkwtf.com/videos/latest-videos/free-photo-booth

Acid Factory Game

Spring — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:57:18 GMT

Cute little game I play sometimes. http://media.nothingtoxic.com/uploads/d417e77b7b26bf082439b9b72d36ed9c.swf

Tunnel of Terror

Packov Dogues — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:49:21 GMT

The woman who loved beans.

CDX — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:43:49 GMT

Once upon a time, there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on. So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from ...