A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."
Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

great joke!!

cute joke.
I knew a person who smoked and taught their dog to get packs of cigaretts & lighters.
At get togethers the dog would go around collecting them up, stealing them right out of peoples purses, off the round, off of chairs & tables.
The owner of the dog would then say to someone lets go for a smoke & people would go to get their cigarettes and they were all missing.
The owner of the dog had a big pile hiding behide her.
Then she showed everyone how the dog would do it.
I don't smoke, so that made it all the funnier to watch.