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PostSubject: Home Security System   Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:59 am
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey' Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the attack Hounds ( Replace Hounds With Your Dogs Breed). They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.



There ya go heres a home security system. Really Cheap!!! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Home Security System   Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:12 pm
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Hey! I got one of those real cheap home security systems too, works real good.

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PostSubject: Re: Home Security System   Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:45 pm
Thanks for the laugh, great joke. hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Home Security System   Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:11 pm

Thanks Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Home Security System   Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:50 pm
hurray! I love those kind of alarm systems.

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PostSubject: Re: Home Security System   Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:09 am
I'm going to get one of those.
great joke

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PostSubject: Re: Home Security System   Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:57 pm
I have one. I love it. dance LOL

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