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Ankle Biter
Ankle Biter

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Registration date : 2007-10-18

PostSubject: Poor Guy!   Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:20 am

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Jr. Pup
Jr. Pup

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Registration date : 2007-10-28

PostSubject: Re: Poor Guy!   Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:27 am

That was disturbing. Poor Guy is right.
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House Broken
House Broken

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Registration date : 2007-10-17

PostSubject: Re: Poor Guy!   Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:33 am

Oh Wow Esto .... you got some good ones!!! Keep'm coming Razz Razz Razz
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Jr. Pup
Jr. Pup

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Location : Ontario, Canada
Registration date : 2007-10-16

PostSubject: Re: Poor Guy!   Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:41 pm

Scartx wrote:
That was disturbing. Poor Guy is right.
I have to agree, but he should be willing to take his own advise.
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