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PostSubject: The man, the hair & the blond   The man, the hair & the blond Icon_minitimeMon Nov 19, 2007 2:14 pm

A man is driving & sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to miss it, but the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man & an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving past sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit & killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays it. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the 2 of them and hops off. 10ft away the rabbit stops, turns & waves again, he hops down the road another 10ft, turns and waves, & repeats this again and again, until he's out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and asks, "What's in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.... "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave." :albino:
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