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CDX
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PostSubject: Cats and Dogs - like us??   Cats and Dogs - like us?? Icon_minitimeWed Jan 09, 2008 10:33 pm

CAT ANALYSIS

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION

They're tiny women
in little fur coats


DOG ANALYSIS

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and loveable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right to your as soon as they meet you

CONCLUSION

They're tiny men
in little fur coats.


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Very Funny Extremely Funny
So true CDX, it's so true. Laughing

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Awesome post!!! Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz
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Tyson
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Funny but so true.....who sits and thinks of this stuff?
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CDX
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He Beginner Wink you don't have a signature.
Quote :
who sits and thinks of this stuff?
Don't know.
You find it on the net, I like to stumble and random stuff just comes up or if you are a member or a lurker spin on other forums,
you find stuff like this all the time.
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Packov Dogues
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Great post CDX
I needed a laugh rolling
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I loved it big laugh
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Men & Women
Too True!
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Great observation CDX.
awsome Joke.
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