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KeyStoneK9
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KeyStoneK9


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Location : Ontario, Canada
Registration date : 2007-10-16

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PostSubject: Found this on craigslist   Found this on craigslist Icon_minitimeTue Oct 16, 2007 2:10 am

I found this on craigslist and thought it was too funny not to share. Laughing

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last

time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both
arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply

eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because
I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid *****...why else would I buy dog food??
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Packov Dogues
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Packov Dogues


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Registration date : 2007-10-19

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PostSubject: Re: Found this on craigslist   Found this on craigslist Icon_minitimeThu Nov 01, 2007 11:21 pm

I hate Walmart!

Is it just me or do they exploit the physically dis-abled to appear generous?

It's all just for show - I avoid that place like the plague.
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Registration date : 2007-10-18

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PostSubject: Re: Found this on craigslist   Found this on craigslist Icon_minitimeThu Nov 01, 2007 11:28 pm

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Walmart!
Your not suppose to say the word. Shhhh!
Oh, by the way, love the clown in your sig. Laughing
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Registration date : 2007-10-28

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PostSubject: Re: Found this on craigslist   Found this on craigslist Icon_minitimeTue Nov 13, 2007 11:37 pm

It would have been funny to see. lol!
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